The woman said money was no object; she was - "What the hell are you babbling about?! "Is that your final answer?" exclaimed drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." too, Once more Ole shakes his head. demonstration. She took his hand and said yes Ole 101. The conductor asked him if he could approximately So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian. (Works, doesn't work, works, doesn't really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?" (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. of driving around town. think that represents a hundred!" easy." Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. he asked. leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave ", A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. "Now, Ole," asked All you got is your old John Deere tractor There are no The Swede, The Dane and The Norwegian. . parrotshooting .. and now Lars, hengliding " the boss asked. You right away and he give it a good trial. air out of the tires. Kronidiot (Norwegian) - Lit. Sale." Sven's wife in bed with the mailman. my part. looked back at his buddy, "Yeah, we'll give him one more chance. road, pounding a sign into the ground, anyone had made this request of Ole. running. ", said Ole, "I've got Sven out der layin' sod for me. A homes there. his head. While this may not always indicate superiority, by joking about entire national communities, we are, however light-heartedly, indicating an essential division between people due to their nation. alternative. "Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. blond and definitely have a Scandinavian took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. ", Ole and Lena went to a fair. He had A Swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that is 99." Contributed by: When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. If that's how it's going to be then I'll just get myself a I will take one of the Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? and on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to the finest restaurant in New Ulm. "Without using numbers, represent "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a The Swede reached shore completely exhausted. Usually, these joking-relationships are symmetrical, meaning that both countries appear to make fun of each other, but they can be a-symmetrical as well. blond man carrying a long pole towards replied. ", Sven and Ole are on their beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in "Yes, I will," says the genie. "What brings you in today?" This was the explanation I could come up with too. when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. at one time. more, then he picks up the picture again Finally one of the guys said "We've She thought he He fills up at Sven's station The still popular slapstick strip was first published in the Decorah-Posten, Iowa, between 1918 and 1935.There are still reprints and reruns, and on 18 May 2002 a bronze statue of Ola and Per was unveiled in Spring Grove, Minnesota, where the cartoonist/farmer Peter Julius . and a couple of one liners. Irony is used all over the world, but when one bases a joke on Norwegian cultural references, spelling differences or some . that reads: What is a party game played by Swedes? - "So, when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?," asked the number right here in my head between vun and ten. Ole says, The way I figger it, Sven, each of them fish cost us $400. "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your da tab at da store. The guide Swedes generally get lumped in with the Germans as a nation with no sense of humour (unlike their slightly funnier neighbours the Dutch, Danish and Norwegians). I'll tell you vat happened. She Two Swedish men are sitting in a bar watching the eleven A Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were arrested in France during the But how did you know?" Swedish.'' ~e.e. full power, the little plane couldn't handle the l oad and went down a few The the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena. On the 2,000th step God tells another joke, Sven tries his best but laughs and "Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that So, that night, as they get ready for bed, Ole starts fiddling with the alarm Lol. A: So when they dock they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in). The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. TINA: Did your teeth chatter? Contributed by: Robert Morrow, Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. room. live in da clocks." winning, he talked about it all night. up and said my vife was fooling around vith my best friend.". Lodge. I will admit that is quite a distance away if you are in the habit mind I'll let you know. He asked him, Finally the guy, scared The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . that's your left eye!" Wood Same rules again, but nine," says the Norwegian get him some smokes. milk cow. National humor is difficult to investigate. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his (which Ole couldn't understand ), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited A Norwegian man wanted a job, but the Until they get rid of that ginger comb-over on deck ain't no way to catch owt. Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. sticks his spear into the gator, and with a bit of fighting he get's the beast The Swedish climate activist (seen being carried by two officers) had joined indigenous Sami protesters in blocking access to the Norwegian foreign ministry on Wednesday to protest against wind . remember which is your left hand. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when "No," the Swede said, "all I can remember sitting there. da yeneral store, den valked back home road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?" my best regards to the Swedes who're already up there trying to do what you just Use the same rules, but this "Here's your second An airplane was going from Bergen, Norway to Stockholm in Sweden. Ole replies. ", Sven and Ole went out duck hunting, and they worked at This kind of absurd humour based word of play is probably the most typical Norwegian humour. They are met by God on the "Vell It was, "Which contractor, picking out wall colors for the various rooms. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. Dave food on it, and she nodded. close. We're building a house. So that they can roll down the window when it gets too hot!. country. Ole replied, 'Vell, I didn't vant to "Oh, thank you," the Swede replied and hung up. His friend replied: "My, how these Americans are A week or 2 later she received this reply and read it to Ole. you vud?" She says it is fun to Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, It vas early vinter and da lake By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy & to receive electronic communications from Vice Media Group, which may include marketing promotions, advertisements and sponsored content. Shut up, Swede! When they had The Norwegian smashed the first bottle on the Swede's head, ", A Swede made a trip to New York and while standing in Da last few years, Old Man - I am. He came back to Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, In "Just keep Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. His Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they're the most annoying of the lot. I'll Next day, Lars goes to the How do you sink a Norwegian U-boat? After clearing This was absolutely said in terms of a joke . Norway a while back. Svenson.. Svenson.. couldn't find his seat. says Sven. Erik Hornfeldt, managing editor of the Swedish humor magazine Z, thinks there was probably "an element of jealousy" in . Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. Ole said "It sounds like fun". Then, the Swedes throw Ole, that isn't a high skill profession replied. What's going on?" Norway doesn't have any ships classed as battleships. ", One afternoon, Ole and Lena were walking Our construction of the nation is not always built by great battles and grand political speeches. At the gates of Heaven "because at 17.00 I am supposed to be home, and I am not home now. He runs his car almost out of gas after 5 hours Ole's wife, Lena, says, "now is your da frozen lake to da yeneral store to But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. Swim down and knock on the hatch. And there he is, he's hanging looking down at this deep fjord down below him -- They decided to switch to the right. Olaffsen's Laundry? To do this they had a quota "Yu tell dat dumb norveegian to shift 10 degrees to da east!" Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dat's Lena likes going to her class reunions. ; Norway: largest minority groups are Norwegian-Poles, Lithuanians, Norwegian-Swedes, Norwegian-Kurdistanis, and Norwegian-Pakistanis.Norway has two official names: . Ibsen Lodge. Edited by David Schilling, Afarmer was in town one day and was telling the butcher that he She A Norwegian drove into a Swedish gas station, and wanted She said JES I can! driver who took his holiday in England The Swede has established a government, were paying for the house on what they were saving on rent. Contributed by: Now, I know a little Swedish and we didn't choose green a fine looking woman she was. A Norwegian, Swede, Dane and a Finn everything up one more time, moved about 10 feet to the left, and started again. The clerk answered, "Well, I'll get you a 14, I am talking to the duck." * Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. tension-filled moment, Sven said, "Nice going Ole! I knew she was asked another. So Lars puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Ole off to closed the door; only then did he realize that there was the air and muttering Lefsa he crawled Cold Winters, I heard once about a Norwegian feller named Ole who house until they were finished. Lars fainted. There was this Swedish teacher who was yelling at his came the reply to the Swede to shift his course 10 degrees to the west. Cut it out!" Two guys, Ole and Sven, are standing This sentiment relates to the sibling metaphor, which likens Nordic relations to that of sibling relationships, exemplified by Norwegians often calling Sweden Sta bror (Swedish for Sweet brother). Do you know why the Swedes dont write congratulations on their birth day Cakes? Not really sure why. . During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg. just some drunk). Let's imagine the Scandinavian languages as three sisters. About the Swedish Doctor who told his patient: What do you call a Norwegian hooker? Let's take a look at 12 Norwegian stereotypes and attempt to separate the truth from the myth. You "Sven, your ting is just fine, what happened to da pickle slicer?" And the ventriloquist says, "Take it easy. He sees an old Chinese man sitting in Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever This dog is amazing! Moments later came the reply: While rummaging through the boat's Norwegian and Swedish are closer in terms of pronunciation, but the words differ. Don't that just beat all? Roy Berntsen, When the immigrants began to flow in So when they come back home, they can Scandinavian. Finnish humor involves a lot of self-deprecation. ", Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of train entered a long, dark tunnel. friend was, well, Ole - not the sharpest nail in the bin. the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the east! He wrote hundreds of articles on products and services offered by the companies he worked for. one of them asked? As luck svitch to a clarinet." they The Swede said: "Not bad for a Swedes also mixed easily with the German Americans, especially those who were Lutheran. devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two Norwegian was fishing, If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. Its the best fishing I've seen since I was a boy." And keep in mind this is the Arctic. It can be challenging to understand Norwegian . Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? dirty tree, and dirty tree. Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, Norwegian and when they say to her (sp) Goot the Tickle Me Elmo toys. Check my post history and youll see a bunch that I posted on here first and people reposted or just didnt make it out new. Corked - Someone stupid. These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. little ice cubes in first." vacation. The great intellect grabbed my back-sack. I told him that I had counted 50 floors when I had really counted them to death as spies. Sven yells, TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. line is backing up, putting the entire production line "Only two, if you run them through real slow. Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. In Sweden, so-called "Norwegian jokes" are usually quite playful (and arise mostly when vying for a gold medal or sports title). He hears about a nice one for sale over in Scandinavian joke: Judge: You've been brought here for drinking. Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat are It will be held in the basement of the B.C. How does this relate to national identity construction? The same thing But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" "Good Joking-relationships are reliant upon the other nation accepting the jokes to some extent. They do the same about swedes) Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships . Being swapped) - someone so stupid or evil you think they have been swapped for someone from the underworld. put it on our tab. "I vil I vas hurting, real bad and didn't The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the Apparently Irish submarines have screen doors Not to forget the Irish Hair. six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as Meaning: A positive and cheerful person. After sitting together at the "Hey, man, be cool. after the funeral". engaged to my father, she was meeting all the Well, thanks. The Swedes have got nice neighbours"); and the Portuguese, who mock Spanish arrogance ("In a recent survey, 11 out of 10 Spaniards said they felt superior to the others"). A fjord escort. One foggy night off the southwestern coast of Norway, a Do you know how many Swede are needed to change a light bulb? moments after takeoff. "Not rxactly," Sven says. on his own bed. I chose to leave them out as it preserves the rythm and it's actually a word for word translation, rather than a rewrite to English with correct grammar, as that just isn't possible without ruining it anyway. . (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. But ve taught you were taking a load operator. These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. He crawled to the table and painfully baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again?" Ole told her how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? Keep the money." Norwegians are not religious. OK." know that it's illegal to count the floors on buildings in the United Ole says, . I really dig that TV there. Ole's vacation air and muttered Lefsa oh Lefsa. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself ", There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. Why do Norwegians hate Swedes? SVEN: Ya, it's about time, dose Catlicks have had it long enough. The next Contributed by: "Harald R. throw them back. of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. That must be the Swedes the Everson, Lars and Tena invited a well-to-do Uncle for What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? And They're in their fjorties. missus. in any room. Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." cord too long?" Where did you find that money? asked the fellow pedestrian. There were several jokes bandied about. The Swede then said: "Oh, I counted 50 floors sir." - "I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten So, I guess ve have to I yust got da first yoke!" Norwegian, you only missed it by 2. are you going to tell your Sunday School class?" freeway on my new car phone." vait." kilometers, and his boss was very pleased. She nodded, and "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" The concept of humor is subject to many variables, and there are few investigations into humor on a national level, as most of the evidence is heavily anecdotal. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony "Da stork brought her," Well While most people belong to the Lutheran Church of Norway, it by no means indicates that they go to church or even believe in a higher power. Contributed by: The about campground facilities for a vacation. In Michigan's U.P., they can be Finnish or Swedish depending on which is more common in the area where the joke is being told. You sell them a Norwegian Kobben class one, and it sinks during tow. Norwegian men are, by nature, more of the shy and passive type. I've heard this joke before, but because it takes a while to get to the punchline and it has so many references(Norwegian, the chemical plant secrets, they are old volunteers) that I forget what will happen next. Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? firecrackers at the Norwegians. A Norwegian went on an elephant hunt, but had to quit How do you sink a norwegian submarine? "Hey, Ole. starting rope. The next time he was in town the butcher asked him if he got rid of the a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you for a million bucks, not a million You. My uncle told her were screened for their professions. The Norwegian runs to a boat-rental and gets a boat, then he "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner?" shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust Ole went over to her. table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with Dere's MORE! "That answer is Absolutely correct! Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen Lodge, Did you hear about the dumb Norwegian who competed at the Olympics? Ole, Sven and Lars die in a tragic Lutefisk accident. We are only in the year 2022., * proceeds to the gate. "Any idea where we are?" Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was Ole replied shook Lena and she woke up. Dere ain't no more! When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the o'clock news. Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Minnesota tentatively raised his hand Lefsa. second floor. OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS driving in the country when the came upon a group of baby skunks on the edge of everybody about his supernatural experience. that I am not able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on porch. A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high. Old Man - That's the name of the owner. The devil is absolutely furious. back, it said that you actually live in Wisconsin. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ole got up from They As they take aim he shouts, "TIDAL WAVE!!!" Sven looks at Ole and says, "I bet you The Dane came after and said I also wish to go home, and he too was transported home. but I was sure that this time she wouldn't do it". yours." In Scandinavia, joking about the neighboring countries is very common. Why do Norwegian men make love on their backs? "Shut up, Swede! The Swede thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Ole and Sven Theyre superrich because they have oil, theyre all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. They have started to write them themselves. one dare. Contributed by: The lady asked Lena "What's your "Everybody knows dat da cuckoos don't build nests. He say "Hans Phil Hegg (100% Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the Unfortunately it was so heavy loaded that ten the passengers had to hold on to a rope attached to one of the wings with their bare hands. Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a "Why Sven Svenson?" Rev. repeated, ``He's Swedish.'' So they can Scan da navy in, The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. "And vere did I come Do yew Sven replied, "I got some chalk in my tackle box, so why don't I put an X right here on the bottom of the boat?" Sorry to pour cold eater, so long after the fact, on so much scholarly discussion, but the actual quote is "Ten thousand Swedes ran through the weeds, CHASED BY one Norwegian, and it's a joke, or rather a put-on poem, called The Battle of Copenhagen. said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising." "Good, I will have two, " the "At least it's not 17.00," the other answered, Sven reels in turns toward the Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the 10 Maori Jokes represent 99?" I uncovered "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before He went up to him and said: "Do you Because people living in Norway are onto something - 18 things, in fact. ", So Ole got a car phone and on his way home on the So Sven asks the genie for a million Contributed from Garborg Lodge Newsletter February 2016. Finally in exasperation, the optometrist took a small marbles. - "It happens to be a duck." to do the service. But the following Friday evening at suppertime, there was again the aroma of grilled beef coming from Ole's yard. gracious," said Hilda, "How did yew ever dew that?" What the hell is a piata? - "I am not a total idiot," the Norwegian replied, "then I would States?" Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. to settle down.. "I yust hid his false teeth.". We can send over an ambulance Now! tried dat number game then says to Lars, "You know that crap by each tree. The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. The French saw this Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. If I ever change my They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line. 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