Ohio State Michigan Jokes Term 1 / 23 Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf? pic.twitter.com/hm7Ik3rT59. asked the genie. Jim offers to go first. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with three people: a cannibal, a mass murderer, and a guy in an Ohio State hat. You have a gun with only two bullets remaining. The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it, and breaks the dogs neck, thus saving his friend. Terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. Enjoy! It's my fault." The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. Columbus, Ohio, USA. A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. . A: Will Work For Food. One foggy night, a Buckeye fan was heading north from Columbus and a Michigan fan was driving south from Ann Arbor. A: What's the dilemma? A: Going to Class. Buster Bluth would be devastated. Go Blue, In reply to You'll have to forgive me if by WilsonHawk, A Michigan fan and Ohio State fan are in a car accident. Michigan players could be in the Browns sights' this spring. The genie grants the wish to Jim and Hush my love, she replied. Like I said, I couldn't remember it. https://twitter.com/CoachVrabel50/status/1477083528017887232?s=20. You will each get one wish, said the genie. Q: How does a dumb blonde get into college? Jim and Lloyd both say they did. 50 IQ. All picks and predictions are suggestions only. Eventually puppies grow up and stop . Ohio State has to travel to South Bend to finish off their home-and-home with the Golden Domers of Notre Dame. "Young man, if you're not a Buckeye fan, what are you?" A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up. The little girl said because my parents root for Ohio State. Q: What does a Buckeye grad call a Wolverine grad in 5 years? With that the dog jumped up on the couch, and began giving high-fives to everyone. A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. The Michigan fan goes to the sink to wash his hands and the Ohio State fan starts to walk out. 12. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? A: Kick his sister in the mouth, "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. The Buckeyes play a harder schedule over Michigan, as illustrated by the road date in South Bend. A: Tell him a joke Monday morning. Becky, please listen. A: Because crap floats I enjoy being active and making things. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Lets go Bucks, baby, one Ohio State fan said. I didnt know that, said the manager. In reply to Q: How do you get an Ohio by Bryan. Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? Q: What is round at each end and high in the middle? Do you still want to tell that joke?, The first man frowned. The. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: natertater2016, matthew9679, unk.mars, buckeye098. How many OSU fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? After this stunning display, everybody looks at the representative from Michigan, wondering how he's going to preserve Michigan's honor. What happens when a blonde moves from Michigan to Ohio? Flustered, the teacher asked why she liked Ohio State. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); A: All the horses drowned. I was surprised. I like a good buckeye joke, but I don't find that much humor in the ones that you can just fill out X school and Y school for any two schools in the country. The OHIO Podcast. The big game began with the Wolverines receiving the kickoff. Michigan, USC and Penn State. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes in der Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio, zugegen. Why cant Michiganders mention Ohio? Why would it not? (act like someone's said a "too soon" type of joke). A: One, but he gets 3 credits. They stick to the ground. If there were actually unhappy cows, we'd imagine they would have to be from Ohio. A. There's nothing worth craping on! The teacher then asked why. Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over OSU? Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: pj.booth, unk.mars, buckeye098. Its what happened today that matters. Q: Why aren't Akron cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". And college football Twitter could not believe what a disaster of a matchup it was watching and had so many jokes. Ohio State fans arent upset though. Willard OH 44890 Q: Why do Buckeyes basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? The Nebraska fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells, "This is for corn" and jumps off of the mountain. He asks How does Spartan Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack sound?. Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? A Wolverine football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. Q: Why are all the trees in Kentucky leaning to the south? Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ohio State mens basketball vs. Maryland: Game preview and prediction. he is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. Im an Ohio State Buckeyes fan, the boy replies. A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. No worries Michigan fans. Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Nippert Stadium? Why does the wind blow South in Michigan? A: Because Michigan has always looked better on paper. Look for this years installment of The Game between Michigan and Ohio State to potentially come down to the wire. For that punchline, you also need to update the question: Q: How many OSU student athletes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q: Why did Cincinnati change their field from grass to artificial turf? While both lost absolute heartbreakers in the national semifinals, this rivalry is absolutely back! And what's worse, one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. Have you heard the news? Jami's Joke: When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaugh's contract. The contract offer was already raising some eyebrows when it was reported as Tucker had spent . Fans were too excited about the big win against rival Ohio State. Klicken Sie auf Einstellungen verwalten um weitere Informationen zu erhalten und Ihre Einstellungen zu verwalten. Memes are going to be made. Butt Mud Brooks (@JoeRShafer) January 1, 2022, Ohio State Fans watching Michigan getting beat by Georgia pic.twitter.com/FUksQyZpPy, George Ashburn ("George in Columbus") (@jamdawg1) January 1, 2022. Everyone in the room except one little boy raised his hand. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. The guy almost died, have some respect [yada yada] He was horseback riding and fell off he would've been trampled to death if the Walmart greeter didn't pull the plug in time. Q: Why don't UofM football players sink in the Great Lakes? The OSU alum thanks him and proceeds to chug half the bottle. What is 100 yards long and has 2 front teeth? A: No one cries when you cut up a Michigan jersey. A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated. The content on this site is for entertainment and educational purposes only. In reply to Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas by jvblaha. Q: What do you call "Go Blue!" "deer", "dog", "deer", "dog" they argued. A: Only one, but he gets 3 credits for it. Youre Nuts: Whats your favorite ichigan joke? A: Better question why is he out of jail? Q. Cant really talk shit since we lost to them but Im thoroughly enjoying this so far. The Wolverines look bad in the Orange Bowl. Her sobs and prayers roused Jake from his coma, and looking up at Becky, his pale lips began to move slightly. Theirs says: Ann Arbor - North until you smell it, West until you step in it. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? 6. A: The other one goes to Youngstown State. So he takes a running start and throws himself off of the side of the mountain, screaming "SPARTY ON!" Once they get to the top, the representative from Northwestern goes "Wow, it's really great that a guy from my school has made it all of the way here and I have to show the world my love for Northwestern," so he shouts "Go Wildcats!" A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am six feet tall, 200 pounds and a Michigan graduate. Please check your email for a confirmation. A: A visitor. Q: Where is Engagement Ohio? Chunks is my Rottweiler., In reply to In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well by DoctorDave. Luckily, the manager of K-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time. A: Between Dayton & Marion. In reply to No lightbulb jokes yet? Your favorite teams, topics, and players all on your favorite mobile devices. Why do people choose such horrible music for these videos? 440.521.9519, Palecek Motors A: A visitor. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus? A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. Q: How do you make Michigan State University cookies? Q: How do you get a Toledo Rockets fan to laugh all weekend long? Q: What is the difference between a Michigan jersey and an onion? Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. Copyright 2023 ClickOnDetroit.com is managed by Graham Digital and published by Graham Media Group, a division of Graham Holdings. When Bo got to heaven St. Peter met him immediately and said, "God would like to see you!". What if you Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot?" They do have to play the Nittany Lions in Happy Valley, but are laying 1.5 points in State College. A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man. The little boy asked his mother, Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?, Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. The various sports teams attract fans from their home states and elsewhere. 2023 Minute Media - All Rights Reserved. Put on a show, C.J. Thats true in most sports and its definitely true in college football. Ultimately, Ohio State is a potential regression candidate. 1. As a Michigan fan, I love some of the following jokes. Donovan Edwards, Michigan Wolverines, Kourt Williams II, Ohio State Buckeyes. A: Drool. The Buckeyes are set to play host to a blue-chip 2025 QB target this spring and an elite 2025 RB in the summer. Q: How many pallbearers are needed for a Buckeye funeral? A Nebraska fan, a Michigan fan and an Ohio State fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Short Michigan Jokes Q: Why do Akron Zips fans smell so bad? But that doesnt matter anymore. Q. Ohio State fans are going to have a ball with this outing from Michigan. The OSU alum thinks for a minute and then agrees. Finally, the Michigan guy shouts "GO BLUE!" He tells the boy, Ill title it Young Wolverine Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'. Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? But not a good feeling for Ohio State fans. Ohio State vs. Michigan Jokes Posted on 2014-11-29 UPDATED: November 29, 2014 __________ Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. Who disturbs me? asked the genie. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. The guy who had the recipe graduated. "Im a Wolverine fan." Q: Why did the Post Office decide to abbreviate Michigan with an MI? Stroud will throw at this week's NFL Scouting Combine, while Alabama QB Bryce Young will wait to do so for his pro day, sources tell me and @TomPelissero . Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? At the 2006 Game I was in the Michigan drumline and captive in the Horseshoe stands after we lost. Here are some of our favorite jokes about Ohio State's biggest rivals. The official sports drink of an Ohio State Buckeye: CHOKE Classic! This good Samaritan turned out to be a pretty well-known person in the Ann Arbor community. In reply to An oldie but by mgoblue911. Stroud had a ridiculous first half performance: 29-31, 393 pass yards and 6 touchdowns pic.twitter.com/C1row39Vz6. Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT? Did you hear about the power outage at Ohio State's library? Here is a list of college sports teams that have gained popularity over the years: 10. Lets discuss what that line means and what to look forward to heading into this college season. Posted on September 10, 2009 by oppy1984 Posted in Funny. But thats not really what Matt had in mind, so instead, I am selecting the joke that speaks to my soul as a former teacher. Q: How do you get an Ohio State Alum off your porch? In reply to Punch line mega fail. Q: How many MSU freshman does it take to change a light bulb? With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan State's 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. A: He couldn't get his family out. 419.935.1301, The Pipe Shop Lloyd says, "Fill it up with water.". Privacy Policy Last time I tipped back a Wolverine I couldnt stop till the tenth one. Then, in the end, its up to you to determine whos right and whos nuts. 107 Sandusky St. Odds & lines subject to change. Woody asks God "Why does Bo get a house that so much bigger?" Im so happy, I could be there, Scott Albrecht said. Short Ohio Jokes Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? A: S-mitten. Screw the blue, another Ohio State fan said. S/o to Cincinnati for representing our region well. * 21+ (19+ CA-ONT) (18+ NH/WY). Q: Why did the Cincinnati football team cross the road? Click here to take a moment and familiarize yourself with our Community Guidelines. Were both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!, Well Okay, I said. Meyer spent seven years at Ohio State, leading the Buckeyes to an 83-9 record and a National Championship for the 2014 season. probably doesn't translate well through the internets, but oh well. Columbus. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on . The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, 225 pounds and a Michigan graduate. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. Q: What happens when Ohio State chokes? A grade school teacher who was a U of M graduate asked the class if they wanted Michigan to win the game. "Two months?!" ~Both books were destroyed. Guess everyone has heard that one already q: what's the only sign of intelligent life in columbus? Watching Ohio State carve up the Spartans pic.twitter.com/2Or1Keqap0, RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 20, 2021, Checking in on Ohio State vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/VQLz3RJ8uv, Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) November 20, 2021, One of these things is not like the other pic.twitter.com/zRdmfPgvCe, Laine Higgins (@lainehiggins17) November 20, 2021, no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 20, 2021, Saturday Tradition (@Tradition) November 20, 2021, Ohio State vs Michigan State today pic.twitter.com/N9nCdPkpFJ, Two teams are losing by 42 points right now, FCS school Charleston Southern and No. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for three hours. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? Of course, they'd drown in Lake Erie en route. A: They stick to the ground. I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards? and pushes the representative from Ohio State off of the side of the mountain. Woody looks across the street and notices a house 3 times the size of his full of Maize and Blue. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to my wife, What setting do I use on the washing machine? It depends, she replied. A: Ohio. On our mad dash down from the . "The energy in the stadium was . But I wouldn't try it." Although Michigan has won The Game each of the last two years, the two-time reigning Big Ten champions were joined by Ohio State in the most recent College Football Playoff. 7 Michigan State just three days after it was reported that MSU was planning to offer Tucker the 10-year deal worth $95 million. Stroud racked up some incredible first-half stats while leading his team to a whopping 49-0 halftime score. What is a buckeye anyways, man?. Ohio State Recruiting 2016: Everything You Need To Know, Ohio State Recruiting 2015: Everything You Need To Know, Stick to Sports podcast: Tia and Matt find out about The Game cancelation while recording, best Michigan jokes. In reply to My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes by CleverMichigan, A first grade teacher in Columbus asked all her students that were Buckeye fans to raise their hands. ! exclaimed the bartender. He locates the exact room, knocks on the door, and a Buckeye player lets him in. A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing. ~A dozen students were stuck on the escalator for several hours. Practice in Ann Arbor was delayed for two hours yesterday when one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the field. A: The Crime Rate! Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Michigan? Ohio State is in the top eight for 2024 Cleveland big man Jesse McCulloch. A: To keep the Bearcats cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. An OSU alum and a UM alum are standing next to each other in the men's room. In short, they will once again get the benefit of the doubt if they win all of their games but The Game. 440.853.8364, Steves Auto Q: Why did Ohio State disband its water polo team? A: Go south until you smell shit and east until you step in it. Memes.com 2. Charleston Southern and Michigan State?!?!? The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, Your first job will be to sweep the store. But, Im a OSU graduate, the young man replied indignantly, I even played football there! Oh, Im sorry. A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked! A. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. ", Unimpressed, the UM alum says, "At the University of Michigan, they teach us not to piss on our hands.". The OSU grad says, "At the Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. All advice, including picks and predictions, is based on individual commentators opinions and not that of Minute Media or its related brands. "Just because your parents are Wolverine fans doesn't mean you have to be. "Well, my dad is a Wolverine fan, my mom is a Wolverine fan, so I'm a Wolverine fan!" Things got ugly very quickly in Saturdays top-10 Big Ten matchup between No. Buckeyes fans are quite upset about it. Q: How many Xavier University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? For more NCAA football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. Q: What's the one thing that keeps OSU basketball players from graduating? Facing Georgia in the College Football Playoff semifinal at the Peach Bowl Dec. 31, Ohio State kicker Noah Ruggles missed a 50-yard field goal wide left with three seconds left, giving the Bulldogs the 42-41 win despite scoring 40 points or more for the 10th time in 2022 with 467 yards of offense. Rest, dont talk., But Jake was insistent. Regardless, it seems as though the bookmakers view the final year of the Big Ten East as a two-team race between Michigan and Ohio State with plucky Penn State clearly as the third wheel once again. I'm not saying Bearcats basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. Nobody raised their hands until the . Painesville OH 44077 Q: What does a Great Lakes fish like to sing? A: A degree. A: Yogurt has an active living culture. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER. Q: What do you get when you drive through Columbus really slow? I don't allow stuff like that in my house!" Mike got down on his knees and begged. I'm guessing they don't have a cartography section at the library. He wipes his mouth and offers the bottle back. Still cant believe these guys beat Ohio State. There's nothing worth craping on! Q: Did you hear about the fire in MSU's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? 4 Ohio State and No. Q: Why do OSU grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? Q: What does a girl from Columbus do if she's not in bed by 10pm? A: The Ohio-Michigan border. I thought Ohio State leading Michigan State 49-0 at the half was impressive until I saw that Georgia is leading Charleston Southern 49-0! How do you keep Ohio State's football team off your lawn? Its fair, and nobody should blame the Buckeyes for being a little petty here. If you need help with the Public File, call (313) 222-0566. Youre outta your mind! A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" Nice joke, but there is great irony in your spelling. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Central Michigan University campus? It was just reported on Wednesday that Michigan State had offered Mel Tucker a 10 year, $95 million contract extension. Thankfully, we Michiganders know how to poke fun at ourselves, and we're always game for a bit of lighthearted commiseration over the struggles of life here in Michigan. Q: How do you casterate an Michigan State Spartans fan? A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. A: About $80,000 per sheet. Q: Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf? What does it say on your shirt? He yelled back, Go Michigan. She yelled back, Use hot water, a box of Tide and four cups of bleach., A man at a restaurant leans over to the man at the next table and says, Hey, do you want to hear a University of Michigan joke?, The man didnt look very happy. One day, at an elementary school in Ann Arbor, Michigan, a teacher asked her class if the Michigan Wolverines were their favorite football team. Check out these 12 memes that you'll only understand if you're a true blue Michigander. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Why don't they have ice on the sidelines at Ohio State games? Q: What's the difference between the unibomber and the UofM basketball team? What's the difference between a Michigan education and an OSU education? by MGoRoz. Ohio State Football Fans. Sigh. why does it always take at least two of them to spell it? The guy sitting next to me is 62, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. The pothole struggle is all too real. In an ever-shifting college sports landscape, one rough season does not a bad coach make. and he is an Ohio State Graduate. For more College Football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. Before last years edition of The Game was unceremoniously canceled while we were recording, our old friend Tia Johnston and I ran through some of our favorite Michigan jokes. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. Q: How do you make U of M cookies? I said, Hey! Q: What does the average Ohio University student get on his SAT? as he plummets to his death. Q: Did you hear that 9 out of 10 coeds are good looking? Now, that's not looking so great after less than a half of football against Ohio State and fans are letting them hear about it. A: He wanted an academic challenge! In Youre Nuts, two LGHL staff members will take differing sides of one question and argue their opinions passionately. What do pot and Ohio State have in common????? if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); Jim offers to go first. Bucketheads Podcast: Ohio State looks to be playing better basketball approaching the B1G tournament, Why is this News? The energy in the stadium was awesome. Q: Why did Taylor Lewan choke an Ohio State grad? . Freaking amazing. Didn't you hear about [insert name of random OSU LB]? The teacher asks, What is your favorite football team, Jimmy?, Little Jimmy says, The Ohio State Buckeyes., Little Jimmy says, Well, my dad is a Buckeye fan. Here, give me the broom, I better show you how. Ohio State fans aren't upset though. The genie now tells Lloyd hell grant him one wish. All rights reserved. 1001 - 1 to change it and 1000 to burn a couch and riot over it! Ohio fans rushed the field, pulled up all their own grass turf and started throwing it at the band. God replied "That's my house", http://nickmomrik.com/2006/11/17/ohio-state-jokes/. "Who disturbs me?" They marched down the field, got stopped at about the 30, and kicked a field goal. Q: What do OSU grads use for Birth Control? 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