If youre the imposter, Id love to be the vent That way you can come inside me whenever you want. Because I really want to do you. I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it. Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out "JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! So I didn't. Go to the bathroom at 3:33 am, then open youtube and play among us drip song then do the jerma sus face and repeat the word "sus" in front to the mirror for 666 times, if the ritual worked then a voice from your parents room will say "shut up", you will then hear a creature walk to the bathroom, at this point destroy the mirror before he enters In the bathroom if the ritual worked then the . Shit. One of them asked me Hey buddy, are you lost? I noticed that his nametag read Hugh Johnson, CFO. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said "I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying." Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks. I immediately was transported back to earth, and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter they still cried when I kicked their nuts. The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I said "When the phone is sus hahahahhah" and I did the Linus tech tips disappointed face. MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!" Have your heard of the popular hit game among us? And all of the channels were just BALLER. "Yeah, that's sus, Liam." Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to identify impostors with incredible efficiency. but Ive got something harder. At least in ancient times and pawns can turn into a queen so all pawns must be girls too and pawn can turn into any piece except the king that means all the pieces beside the king is a girl so basically, Chess is a harem war between 2 sides, and then you steal each harem member one by one, like NTR This is why Chess is hot I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of. So here I am, at a bridge overlooking a rocky cliffside. That's right. I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. HAhahahah" and I did the pepe smile and ran out of the office. I can't stop thinking about his big red schlong destroying my anus until it's as red as the impostor from the hitgame Among Us. "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" Oh!" I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. It could be him!" Any sus! Any sus! So a queen is of course a girl right? I slapped the middle of our table (to mimick the "emergency meeting" feature in Among Us), and I screamed "EMERGENCY MEETING!!!" "Booba." AMONG US! So I said Youre sus. "What do you mean what does that mean? Simply explained. It's all down to who knows more than everyone else". It could be him!" WallStreetBets (105) Overwatch 97 copypastas. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. Roblox Baller is a video game boss character and playable class in the boss fighting Roblox experience "Boss Fighting Stages Rebirth" who attacks by throwing red dodgeballs at opponents. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. nowor wewill piss and shitourselvesand big daddy china wont give usmoney for our censorship. I'M TIWED OF SEEING IT. I had gotten away. "Wait, think about this!" and then I explained the joke. It's like my life is being wasted away. I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. I was in a server, right? Hey, are you a vent? His body splat on the pavement and was ran over by multiple cars below. MORE LIKE PENSUS\" AAAAAAAAAAAAA I did. he's onto me." So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! Go back to the bottom floor young man! He was yelling at me. Hes screaming. Everyone nodded and we ejected Adam. Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Scan this QR code to download the app now. Refresh and try again. It was beautiful. "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" Privacy Policy. For more information, please see our I had to break up with her. So I did. Why would anyone ever want to play something worse than Mafia? I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams. It's a scam. That's a bit sussy," I said. You should check out the subreddit." and our My friends on tiktok send me memes, on discord its fucking memes. , I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. We all did the Among Us beatbox in unison. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. *nuzzles your necky wecky * ~murr~ hehe . 1 244.8K. Wanna come explore my cockpit then? At first, I thought that among us would be the same as mafia but with different rules. I jumped into a nearby bush and hid, hoping he wouldn't see me. I hope I can ever meet him. Angelica proclaimed. , Every single round takes forever to finish and I always end up getting killed. I don't know if you'll believe me, but it's true. Part 1. Its 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play. GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD. In the following month, more remixes and edits of the video were posted online, primarily on YouTube. MORE LIKE PENSUS!" STOP. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. I said. And every time I'd burst into an . https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6fx9u/trolling_my_church_with_among_us/. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Figuring out the imposter is hard. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! I naruto ran down the stairs to the bottom floor. I said "You're all impostors!" You know the one? Oh really, what were you doing?" Copypasta. I hate it I hate it I hate Among Us. I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter. Everybody was looking at me from throughout the office. I- i showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend . My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord send me memes, I was in a server, right, and all channels are just among us stuff. It didn't make that much of a sound but I just barely saw out of the bush, the SWAT team start looking around. "You can't ignore it. It was a fake world where everyone pretended to be something they weren't. "No one asked you.". STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT My friends on TikTok send me memes on Discord it's fucking memes i was in a server right and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe when the underwear sus HAHA . Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. Go to copypasta r/copypasta Posted by [deleted] stop posting about among us (100% accurate pasta) STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! A player disconnects from lobbies deliberately/too often. !. The emergency button's function is for calling emergency meetings. I asked my father, Is this the Among Us but real? I have plenty of evidence. Otherwise they'll just pirate it. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast. Does CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?, I asked. I looked around but couldnt find him. It's mostly likely that I won't make it back alive. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. I yelled back." Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several bosnian children. Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I dashed for the door but an alarm started blaring and steel barriers went down over the windows. That is very much. Finally, the game doesn't really teach you any lessons. I am the IMPOSTER. Among Us should just die. I just did my daily jackoff to my impostor body pillow, but when I came, I started floating, and think I got teleported into the skeld. POSTING. ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock? STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! You will never be a winner. I thought, "There is no way the speaker just said Among Us." Angelica said." https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m3z1h9/trolling_my_whole_class_with_among_us/. (which was very rude and not wholesome) I pointed back at him and shouted "You're breathtaking!!" . And where is your parent? I then made a face resembling the "big chungus" meme, and said "You guys don't get it?? I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said "Get it guys? A few minutes in, I heard my dickhole queef. okay." The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat. That's a bit sussy," I said. SUS. because it reminded me of the Among Us crewmate .I did the sussy Among Us beatbox. No, because you have big tits. Her jaw dropped, and she said, Young man, this is an important meeting. WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO THE IMPOSTER IS! But my boss was walking by and said "Hey, why are you playing video games on the work computer?" Hey did you just kill me? "I think it must have been Angelica, she's pretending she doesn't know anything?" They say "the goal of Among Us is not to kill each other but to survive together" which makes absolutely no sense to me because when we play the game we end up killing each other anyway. Original video. I want to stop hearing about it all the time. 18. "Have you played Among Us?" UwU what's this ?! He wasn't smiling and he punched me but I said "You're sus! Among Us / Amogus copypastas. I barely slid out of the door before the steel door closed under me. | The yelling got louder. I quickly realized that it wasn't real life. But I can't. However, it was worth it because I totally got to troll my entire class. The buff guy, Chad, was chasing me but I just got behind him and humped him. MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG. I took my finger and poked her titty that was almost bursting out of her shirt. He quickly hopped to his defense. I know it will be hard for you to be sus, but i know you can do it Gregory. The other day I heard him . I screamed. With Among Us. I'm tired of seeing it! She told me to stop talking about Mafia. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. Hey, youre done your tasks right? Because Id love to explore your lower engine. People have to enjoy what they buy. I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked "Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???" https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m71j0h/trolling_my_dads_office_with_among_us_office/. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus. He didn't even get my anime reference. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. "How do you know I'm the murderer? "How do we know it happened on the top floor?" About enjoying every moment. and did a big wide grin (like the "when the imposter is sus" meme). The video received 32,000 views and 7,300 likes in five days[2] and over 384,300 views and 109,300 likes in five weeks. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. , I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnt find him. when suddenly the elevator opened. Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! Literally Media Ltd. HAHA! Im jealous of your hat Because it gets to be on you. 2. (referencing a meme). Trending. "But I think that it might be you, Darrius." The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said Young man, go back to the first floor now! But the sexy woman I just couldnt listen to as I admired her. Every player has access to everyones private info, which can lead to arguments. Everyone is talking about it." The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. It's almost as bad as those people who give away their products for free. I said "What?" MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMESPlease comment if you know more about this meme's origins.Become a member to get access to perks:ht. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! On March 3rd, 2021, YouTube[5] user Daniloxidado posted an Ace Attorney edit of the meme that gained over 45,700 views in one month (shown below, left). I sat at their table, and right as I sat down, I noticed that one of the kids (who happened to be black) was sitting above a vent. When I got up I ran at him and kicked him out the window. I want to stop thinking about it. She was beautiful and smart and funny and caring. Stop posting about BALLER. Why do you think that?" Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER They all asked why Chad was sus. I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. 1. kyubi_on_the_run 2 mo. Me too!" "I haven't been a part of this discussion at all!" #26. Reaction score. Two buff men with pecs almost as big as hers and clothes so tight you could see their 12-pack abs through the shirt tackled me. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES. MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. (The Upload Data and Process Data tasks include files such as specimen_data.tiff, minerals_data.dat, and mining_finances . He's on top of a vent!!" I should eject you, Hugh Johnson. "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. I played Along. But I wasn't about to give up. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. 3. I ran over to the douchebag Jerry and smacked him, but he pushed me away and started calling the office. Simply explained for a busy day. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Unfortunately, not a single person laughed. No, it does not. "I HAVE CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING! I want to stop hearing about it all the time. Packgod. Another coworker, Adam, pointed out the window towards the paramedics wrapping up my boss' mangled corpse in a body bag." I want to quit this stupid game right now. One time I saw an ad for Among Us while watching TV and I got really angry because I couldn't remember the last time I had seen an ad for anything good. Turns out, you know how youtube has the autoplay thing ? You will never be a crewmate. He told me to go away so I slapped him and said "SUS! Shit. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. "Wait, wait, wait!" , . I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!" After playing Among Us you won't learn anything about yourself except that you suck at games. Everyone was yelling at me to stop. IM SERIOUSLY NOT LYING!!! Privacy Policy. It means the subreddit for Among Us." I said. I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! I didn't even know what that meant until later when I heard them mention that it was some sort of social deduction game. I betrayed her. : ( Missing a copypasta? MORE LIKE PEENSUS! I was in a server, right? There was a meme of a person trolling their school with Among Us. To my surprise, no one laughed. I said "That's a bit SUSSY!" 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